Lightning disses Megan Fox?

Wow. As if.

Although we have reported otherwise, as we are the best and know everything, the U.S. press is milking this incident for ALL IT IS WORTH. And then some. The cow is runnething dry people!

In the fresh July 34th issue, the United States of America supermarket tabloid, The National Inquirer, wrote that the “Transformers beauty was shot down by lightning after making many advances on it throughout a recent Michael Bay party.”  Hmm. Once again, AS IF!!!

If anything, lightning has “made it” to the big league by being featured in a tabloid newspaper. And this time it wasn’t Popular Science! Just kidding! (But in all seriousness that is very unrespectable syndication).

Via PopSeoul

Nude Pictures of Robots Leak (and you’ll never guess who!)

Well here they are, fellow citizens.

Unbelievably un-safe for work by the way.

KrX7-34: The always enticing "spread em' wide" maneuver

ZOLTRON 5: The "I'm already on my knees, master" postion

The Private Session

ROBOTGIRLTRON: The actually kind of maybe...

The Movie "ROBOTS": Essentially porn.

The Videogame "ROBOTS": Essentially porn, but interactive!

Oh my Akatosh (or The Oh-Holy Divine One), could you believe those robot sluts!

Picture: An Optimus Prime Christmas

A Hell Yeah Christmas Music Collection Brought to You by the Legendary Michael Bay!

Songs That Are More Than Meets the Eyes!

Such as:

Roasting Megatron Over an Open Fire

All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Extendo Arms

I Saw Mom Kissing Santa Claus

(So I Blasted His Head)

We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Soon We Shall

Transform Into a New Year)

I Saw Three Ships Transform

Into Decepticons

Phrases to Say if You Are the Hero of an Action Movie and About to Kill the Antagonist

Writing the plot to a blockbuster action flick can be daunting and sometimes even an inconvenience! But we’re here to help, as always. Below we basically have done all the work for you, now all you have to do is the filler and the explosions.

You’re going home for Christmas. Permanently.

I huffed and I puffed and I blew your head off.

Home is where the heart is. And I’m sending your heart to Hell.

You’ve got to keep your friends close, and your enemies deader.

I am about to fill a glass half full with your blood.

Have a nice summer, see you next dead.

I, the hero, am about to kill you, antagonist.