George Washington’s Missing Undies Found?

Where did Washington's panties go?

After John Adams’ look of horror, we’re sure you’ve been dying to know what George Washington was wearing (or not) during the two’s comeback concert for their rap-rock infusion band, Gangs of Seahorses.

Gangs of Seahorses appeared on “Chin Chin” radio to perform a couple songs and chat with their fans via radio. Upon being asked about John Adams’ and George Washington’s skirt incident, George Washington immediately stated he “really wanted to explain this.” But then didn’t and decided to read Thomas Paine’s Common Sense outloud and word for word for the remainder of the interview.

So was George Washington wearing panties during Gangs of Seahorses concert or was he not? We’re leaning towards the latter, as it tends to take quite a lot to surprise Adams to that extent.

But if in fact, he was not wearing panties, where were they? Here are a few guesses…

George Washinton’s missing panties are…

in Alexander Hamilton’s pocket.

still at the township’s brothel.

the last place Washington saw them.

Washington’s own pocket.

still at Betsy Ross’ apartment.

In his pocket?

Where do you think they are?

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Lightning disses Megan Fox?

Wow. As if.

Although we have reported otherwise, as we are the best and know everything, the U.S. press is milking this incident for ALL IT IS WORTH. And then some. The cow is runnething dry people!

In the fresh July 34th issue, the United States of America supermarket tabloid, The National Inquirer, wrote that the “Transformers beauty was shot down by lightning after making many advances on it throughout a recent Michael Bay party.”  Hmm. Once again, AS IF!!!

If anything, lightning has “made it” to the big league by being featured in a tabloid newspaper. And this time it wasn’t Popular Science! Just kidding! (But in all seriousness that is very unrespectable syndication).

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Andrew Jackson’s album cover changes

Spot the differences?

Due to the overwhelming responses that Andrew Jackson was a Nazi and zombie sympathizer, Deaf Jam Productions & Entertainment has suspended the release of the album Real Talk until the new album art can be printed and therefore ready to replace the old album art.

If you don’t remember the old album art, that was “supposed” to sympathize with Nazi zombies or whatever here that is…

As you can tell yourself, there is not much in that.

So what exactly did they change? Not that much, which is clear. The font color choice seems to be different for Andrew Jackson, as well as the placement of his name, but besides that we are not too sure.

Any thoughts?