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Picture: An Optimus Prime Christmas

A Hell Yeah Christmas Music Collection Brought to You by the Legendary Michael Bay!

A Hell Yeah Christmas Music Collection Brought to You by the Legendary Michael Bay!

Songs That Are More Than Meets the Eyes!

Such as:

Roasting Megatron Over an Open Fire

All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Extendo Arms

I Saw Mom Kissing Santa Claus
(So I Blasted His Head)


We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Soon We Shall
Transform Into a New Year)


I Saw Three Ships Transform
Into Decepticons

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Video: A Great Joke By Bill Sarto

video studiesEarlier today, we posted a video about a government hero named Bill Sarto. Here, he is shown to be a fine comedian.

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New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s!

Q. What did the sun say to the clouds?

A. I respect what you are doing, but you are impeding my ability to do my job.

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So a female with blonde hair, a female with brunette hair, and a female with no hair are trapped on a boat by pirates. The pirates say, “Give us all your treasure and no one will get hurt.” The female with blonde hair is about to say something but then does not. The three females give the pirates the treasure and then the pirates leave their boat and sail away. Luckily no one is harmed.

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So a female with blonde hair, a female with brunette hair, and a female with no hair are all about to partake in a swimming race across the English Channel. As they are about to start, the female with blonde hair looks as if she might have something to say, but she decides against it. The three females successfully finish the race, with the female with no hair winning by a hair.

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New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s

If I were a banana. I would probably be yellow.

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My friend told me he was buying a boat. So I responded, those are kind of like cars, but for water.

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Q. What did the fingers say to the keyboard?

A. You’re just a middleman.

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Q. What did the grass say to the leaves?

A. Thanks for being my blanket.

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