In a heroic piece of history that shall not soon be forgotten, the former President of the United States, John Adams, and his wife, Kate Chopin (author of The Awakening) killed the legendary Lochness Monster of Scotland around 11 o’clock last night.
John and Kate, who were visiting via timewarp on their honeymoon (which originated in the year 1812) were boating upon the Loch Ness Lake when all of a sudden the monster of many a tale came crashing out of the waters and began to fly around them in the manner a dragon would presumably fly.
Luckily, Kate had her lucky harpoon gun with her, a memento from the Second World War and an object she never leaves home without.
With only three shots, The Lochness Monster was dead and John Adams and Kate Chopin were able to return to their romantic boating outting. And then they did it. Of course.
16 responses to “John & Kate Kill Lochness Monster”
Im surprised at the different accessories that women run around with these days
This is a much better couple than the reality t.v. one, at least they behave more civilized
I was ganna try to go fishing for it, it was a life long dream of mine
The research that always goes into these reports always leaves me dumbfounded
Kate is the definition of hot. Man, if John Adams wasn’t such a good friend and the co-signer on my first car loan I would have to hit on Kate.
Very well put.
A man’s got to have principles. Or something like that.
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OMG that is the funniest thing EVER thanks for letting me know about this very crucail information!
This is my kind of blog. Well done damn it. Finally, news that is fit to print.
Thank you very much for the kind words.
Tap that johnny boy
very well done, well done, pure genuine genius
This is definitely going to help me get my research paper done. I’m using this as a source. My teacher can deal with it!