Things to be Said at Parties: Hipsterisms

things said partiesThis may sound like a tactic to achieve confusion, but allow us to assure you, IT IS NOT! Just go with it and you shall sound knowledgement.

Scarves are exactly like the Jefferson Memorial in Washington D.C.

Oh you have never been to Williamsburg, New York? You must truly be a sea anemone.

Call me old, but Vampire Weekend just has this citrus taste that I do not understand.

The thing about documentaries is, they always end covered in ice cream.

If I had to choose one defining FedEx packing box of our generation, I would choose Wes Anderson.

Thick-rimmed glasses may be rabbits, but kefiyahs are certainly antelopes.

Michael Bay is the WORST BIC BALLPOINT PEN EVER!!!

Wilco used to be one of the most prevalent pieces of silverware in outer space, but sadly they are no longer at the front of the organic grocery line.

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  1. Bailiff…..WHACK HIS PEE-PEE!

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