New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s!

Q. What did the sun say to the clouds?

A. I respect what you are doing, but you are impeding my ability to do my job.

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So a female with blonde hair, a female with brunette hair, and a female with no hair are trapped on a boat by pirates. The pirates say, “Give us all your treasure and no one will get hurt.” The female with blonde hair is about to say something but then does not. The three females give the pirates the treasure and then the pirates leave their boat and sail away. Luckily no one is harmed.

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So a female with blonde hair, a female with brunette hair, and a female with no hair are all about to partake in a swimming race across the English Channel. As they are about to start, the female with blonde hair looks as if she might have something to say, but she decides against it. The three females successfully finish the race, with the female with no hair winning by a hair.

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