New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s

If I were a banana. I would probably be yellow.

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My friend told me he was buying a boat. So I responded, those are kind of like cars, but for water.

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Q. What did the fingers say to the keyboard?

A. You’re just a middleman.

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Q. What did the grass say to the leaves?

A. Thanks for being my blanket.

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