Things to be Said at Parties: Hipsterisms

This may sound like a tactic to achieve confusion, but allow us to assure you, IT IS NOT! Just go with it and you shall sound knowledgement.
Scarves are exactly like the Jefferson Memorial in Washington D.C.
Oh you have never been to Williamsburg, New York? You must truly be a sea anemone.
Call me old, but Vampire [...]

Things to be Said at Parties: Politics

This may sound like a tactic to achieve confusion, but allow us to assure you, IT IS NOT! Just go with it and you shall sound knowledgement.
Timothy Geithner is a real Oak tree in May, am I right? Yes, I know I am, I saw it on CNN.
My views on Justice Sotomayor you ask? She’s [...]