Recipes to Feed Your Pet Griffin: Crystallized Toadstools

Feeding your pet griffin can be difficult at times, especially since they all have such demanding and picky diets. However, no fear must be placed in this arduous task as we, The Company, are here to help.
Crystallized Toadstools:
12 lbs. fresh-picked toadstools (note: MUST be from a secret garden)
2 tbsp. crystallizing solution extracted from eyes of [...]

Recipes to Feed Your Pet Griffin: Diced Nymphs

Feeding your pet griffin can be difficult at times, especially since they all have such demanding and picky diets. However, no fear must be placed in this arduous task as we, The Company, are here to help.
Diced Nymphs:
15 lbs. of diced nymphs (preferrably magical)
8 cups of lunar-dried tomatoes
1 tbsp. vinegar
4 oak leaves (for decoratory purposes)
Serve [...]

Recipes to Feed Your Pet Griffin: Gold Elephant Bones

Gold Elephant Bones:
12 lbs. elephant bones dipped in nothing less than 24 carot gold
1 pinch of parsley
Serve on jewel encrusted plate with at least 7 red rubies and 7 blue sapphire gems. Anything short of this will cause your pet griffin to turn on you.

Recipes to Feed Your Pet Griffin: Stone Salad

Stone Salad:
1 handful of unrefrigerated lettuce
1/2 cup of month old tomatoes
2 whole onions (unsliced/undiced)
1 green pepper that does not look green
1/4 extremely fresh cucumber (make sure it is the freshest in all the land)
1/5 cup blood of English Terrier as dressing
12 stones