Picture: An Optimus Prime Christmas

Songs That Are More Than Meets the Eyes!
Such as:

Roasting Megatron Over an Open Fire

All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Extendo Arms

I Saw Mom Kissing Santa Claus
(So I Blasted His Head)

We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Soon We Shall
Transform Into a New Year)

I [...]

Video: A Great Joke By Bill Sarto

Earlier today, we posted a video about a government hero named Bill Sarto. Here, he is shown to be a fine comedian.

New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s!

Q. What did the sun say to the clouds?
A. I respect what you are doing, but you are impeding my ability to do my job.
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So a female with blonde hair, a female with brunette hair, and a female with no hair are trapped on a boat by pirates. The pirates say, “Give us all your [...]

New Highbrow Ha-Ha.’s

If I were a banana. I would probably be yellow.
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My friend told me he was buying a boat. So I responded, those are kind of like cars, but for water.
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Q. What did the fingers say to the keyboard?
A. You’re just a middleman.
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Q. What did the grass say to the leaves?
A. Thanks for being my blanket.
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