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Dancing Abraham Lincoln

Former Illinois Senator, Abraham Lincoln, needed some much needed unwinding time after working so hard at Lincoln Says Uncool, so he decided to go clubbing in his favorite Elmo suit. He may also run into his wife, Mary Todd Lincoln (who is crazy), wearing a dragon suit, but who knows! Certainly I don’t!

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Don’t worry 3 viewers we are not leaving, just expanding!
We now have a new site called LINCOLN SAYS UNCOOL where Abraham Lincoln graciously tells the world who and what is not cool.
Go and have a look!

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I Fucked Martin Van Buren

Walking down the hall to take the ladder up the 12 stories gave me a little time to think: Should I sleep with C-list President Martin Van Buren, better known as Fluffy from The White House?
Earlier in the evening, after showing my fake family crest to get into a tavern of humor and throwing back [...]

Is This A Toy?

It also goes on to say that this is hazardous to children under the age of three. Who exactly is the intended market then?
Thoughts?

A Shake Of The Fist To The man Who Heckled Wilco After They Finished Playing Impossible Germany

Granted, perhaps he was being ironic, BUT IT DID NOT WORK. After the aforementioned incident, a collective puzzlement that quickly turned to anger swept through the crowd, with no laughter in site. So I wag my fist and turn my back on you!
In any case, Wilco performed a great show at the Wolf Trap Theatre [...]

Hipster Abraham Lincoln Reviewments: Discovery’s LP

Former Illinois Senator, Abraham Lincoln, is a resident opinionator here at the Company. From time to time he opinionates movies, music, & sometimes even other things! As Abraham Lincoln eloquently puts it himself, “I do these whenever it is Mary Todd’s time of the month. That time which happens every month when she forces me [...]

HEAR IT FIRST: Vampire Weekend Cover Fleetwood Mac

Vampire Weekend is the best. Here is their cover of Fleetwood Mac’s “Everywhere.”

VW keyboardist Rostam Batmanglij and Ra Ra Riot’s Wes Miles’ side project Discovery has a new album coming out July 7th. Get the pre-released tracks here at their official site.