Hipster Abraham Lincoln Reviewments: “Blue Spotted Tail” New From Fleet Foxes

Hipster Lincoln inline skates to be ironic.

Former Illinois Senator, Abraham Lincoln, is a resident opinionator here at the Company. From time to time he opinionates movies, music, & sometimes even other things! As Abraham Lincoln eloquently puts it himself, “I do these whenever it is Mary Todd’s time of the month. That time which happens every month when she forces me to try and be more “hip” with the younger generations and such.”

Here is his take on “Blue Spotted Tail” a new song from the band Fleet Foxes. Get mp3 here.

Good kids, just like Tad and Robert

Hello there. I shall keep my sentiments brief as I have an important date with Mary Todd in a few minutes, and she goes CRAZY if I show up late. However, she will go crazy even if I show up on time, but her insanity is besides the point.

I first heard this band on the jukebox (a music playing device from my time, children) about a month ago while taking a train ride to Philadelphia to give an important speech on the importance of a well-kept beard and was beyond impressed.

Since that time, Fleet Foxes has continued to impress me with outstanding live musical performances and a continued anti-slavery sentiment.

This new single, performed live on the BBC, is sensational and is a song the whole Lincoln family is sure to enjoy! Except Mary Todd. She does not seem to enjoy anything anymore. Besides the extensive role playing we do in the bedroom. But I digress!

Long proclamation short, download the song onto your portable cassette players (another device of my era) and look out for more music from Fleet Foxes in the future!

Lincoln Rating: 4 well-brimmed top hats.

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