- John Adams
- Kate Chopin
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In a heroic piece of history that shall not soon be forgotten, the former President of the United States, John Adams, and his wife, Kate Chopin (author of The Awakening) killed the legendary Lochness Monster of Scotland around 11 o’clock last night.
- The Lochness Monster Before Death.
John and Kate, who were visiting via timewarp on their honeymoon (which originated in the year 1812) were boating upon the Loch Ness Lake when all of a sudden the monster of many a tale came crashing out of the waters and began to fly around them in the manner a dragon would presumably fly.
- NOT LIKE THIS!
Luckily, Kate had her lucky harpoon gun with her, a memento from the Second World War and an object she never leaves home without.
Kate Chopin's Lucky Harpoon Gun
With only three shots, The Lochness Monster was dead and John Adams and Kate Chopin were able to return to their romantic boating outting. And then they did it. Of course.
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15 Comments
June 25, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Im surprised at the different accessories that women run around with these days
June 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
This is a much better couple than the reality t.v. one, at least they behave more civilized
June 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Damn
I was ganna try to go fishing for it, it was a life long dream of mine
June 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
The research that always goes into these reports always leaves me dumbfounded
June 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm
lol
June 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Kate is the definition of hot. Man, if John Adams wasn’t such a good friend and the co-signer on my first car loan I would have to hit on Kate.
June 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Very well put.
June 25, 2009 at 9:40 pm
A man’s got to have principles. Or something like that.
June 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm
OMG that is the funniest thing EVER thanks for letting me know about this very crucail information!
XO Shannon
June 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm
This is my kind of blog. Well done damn it. Finally, news that is fit to print.
Best Regards
Don Mills
June 25, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Thank you very much for the kind words.
June 25, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Tap that johnny boy
July 1, 2009 at 12:20 am
very well done, well done, pure genuine genius
June 25, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Indeed.
June 25, 2009 at 9:48 pm
In regards to omawarisan’s last comment